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Ready Player One (2018) Movie Review

Steven Spielberg may have invented the definition of the "chewing gum" movie. You watch it, and it sticks to your shoe. That might be a very strange way of putting it, but there have been movies over the years I have at first just enjoyed or really admired but realized over time how much better... Continue Reading →

Artemis Fowl (2020) Movie Review

I did a bit of homework before going into Artemis Fowl. Apparently this production has been in development hell for almost two decades. The author Eoin Colfer once joked the movie would be released two years after his death. Laurence Guterman (the director of Cats & Dogs and Son of the Mask) was once signed... Continue Reading →

Mortal Kombat (2021) Movie Review

Believe it or not, when I think of Mortal Kombat, I think of SpongeBob. When I had baby teeth, Nickelodeon produced more than one fighting-type game in Bikini Bottom's universe that is undeniably inspired from MK's algorithm. So even though I've never technically played a game with Mortal Kombat in the title, I've held the... Continue Reading →

Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) Movie Review

Apologies for the wait. When I finished this movie, I started writing this review, and I realized it just doesn't feel right not knowing the full context, so I played catch-up and watched the first two Godzilla movies. I was just too curious and felt this movie thrived on the backstories I'd neglected to see.... Continue Reading →

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