Welcome to my weird world!
I actually didn't see the original Little Mermaid till I was 16 and watched it in my 11th grade Music class. That was also the class I was introduced to Hairspray, another movie I probably wasn't looking for in my life but ended up falling in love with. In the 1989 Mermaid, I found the... Continue Reading →
Honestly, why couldn't they have just listened to fans and reunited with the baby all grown up? Were the negative reviews of the last instalment not hinting enough they were going down the wrong path? So, the reason Scrat, the beloved prehistoric rodent always hurting himself to get his somehow-irreplaceable treasure is not in this... Continue Reading →
When Simon Kinberg directed and released Dark PhoeniX three years ago, it was seen as a ginormously weak sendoff for the X-Men franchise, if it ends up a sendoff at all. It was definitely inferior to Logan by a mile, but I didn't find it that bad. I actually gave it a B. I found... Continue Reading →
I haven't watched many movies this year. There were many I wanted to watch and some I did watch but haven't had the time to review. This year I've been writing two different novels and have been helping my grandmother who needs me to help with chores and I've been handling a reporting job. That... Continue Reading →
I can't remember if I've ever written No Spoilers in a movie review before, and maybe it's all for naught. After all, only daredevils at this point are looking at the reviews unless they've seen the film already. Marvel is really good at making you feel like what they have crafted are a big family,... Continue Reading →
After I got through this star-studded but vacuous 150 minute sci-fi monster, I found myself on a quest of my own, to find out why this has gotten such critical acclaim from seemingly everybody but moi. I felt something was just wrong with me and I couldn't keep reviewing until I did some investigating to... Continue Reading →
You know, in my last review, of Home Alone 3, I was kind of condescending to this film without seeing it, something I keep telling people not to do. But sometimes you just can't help it. This sixth instalment seemed like another direct-to-dvd-value feature after two sequels of the same way of advertisement that were... Continue Reading →
Well, it looks like Home Sweet Home Alone is officially a thing. You know what? I'll just put my quick review of the other two direct-to-DVD Home Alone sequels here before we get into Home Alone 3. Home Alone 4, or Taking Back The House, is not a movie that's necessarily painful to watch. More... Continue Reading →
If you are a fan of this rather famous and polarizing movie, I advise you not to read my review. It will seem too much like a personal attack. Some people will look at my F grade and think I'm spitting in the face of war veterans who have sacrificed their lives (and usually sanity)... Continue Reading →
Have you heard about the story of why H20 and Resurrection played out as they did? How the late Moustapha Akkad who was producer for every Halloween film (until his death in 2005) said Michael Myers couldn't be killed off and he had a clause in place for the writers? I don't exactly know if... Continue Reading →
William J. McGinn 